Friday, May 22, 2009

it has been a while

What the fuck, I have been wanting to write some things for a while but just have not found the time/internet access. So I am trying to remember all the things I wanted to say about what annoys me and such but I can't remember, oh well.

This one night we were in North Carolina and there was a bar next door to the venue. Josh, Dan, and I walked over to try and have a cheap little beverage. Josh asked if there were any drink specials, the bartender named a price for a pitcher and then said or you can pay $5.00 for a wrist band. When asked what a wristband does she says, "It allows you to drink unlimited Busch Light until last call". Obviously this was any amazing deal which we snatched up. We drank heartily and had alot of fun, the camel light ladies came and gave us free cigs. Upon me leaving the bar I got in the van where Tom and I had a little tiff with Okie. It's on video, I almost murdered him, but hey we had alot of delicious beer.

A couple of nights ago we were in Cleveland, Ohio. I witnessed the most amazing disaster of a family I have ever seen. There was a mom(Cougar), older daughter(Kiki), younger daughter(Angel), and son(Squeeb)...
Cougar is about 45-50 wearing a black spaghetti strapped really tight shirt with her fat hanging out of the sides. She has shitty blonde hair with shitty black highlights. She was atrocious and getting wasted. She gets her daughter, Kiki, to harass every guy there trying to get some. Squeeb during the show is doing some form of a ska/hardcore/seizure dance to every band playing. Cougar is getting wasted at the bar with her 15 yr old, Angel, next to her. During one of the sets Cougar sucks someone's dick in the parking lot, leaving Angel alone sitting there because Kiki is trying to get dick, and Squeeb is dancing. During Amber Pacific's set Kiki and Cougar are "dancing" on the side of the stage. This family was disgusting and I'm sure if I was a loyal Jerry Springer viewer I would have seen them on it.

We were in Pittsburgh last night, I really like it there. I wouldn't be against living there. There was a bar that had DOLLAR well drinks. Like are you serious? Amazing. Give me an apartment there and that girl who had the yellow dress on with a chest piece.

The tour manager for Fight Fair is from New Jersey, he used to go out/hook up with the same girl as I did. She was a crazy, a big crazy, but a gorgeous crazy. It is fun to exchange stories with him and see how crazy she really is. He is a good man, I am a good man, she is a looney.

There was a tattoo artist at the Allentown show, I tried to get my knuckles done but they ran out of time, I will get it done though. My knuckles will read "Gods Gift", it's not the smartest decision in the world, but fuck you, I will never allow myself to have a desk job and will figure out my own way. And if I'm 25 and still haven't figured it out, you're all invited to my funeral. Actually not cause I probably don't want to see you when I'm alive and I sure as fuck don't want you near me after I killed myself...

Josh Starry is playing bass for the band right now, he is the man. End of story.

I've been realizing, a lot of people I talk to when I'm home I really don't need in my life. And for that matter I really don't care to have them in my life, I'm cutting a lot of them out, I'm tired of wasting my time and being surrounded by a hissy circle.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

We left last Wednesday to embark on an epic drive to California. The drive was fairly enjoyable actually. Josh, Stardust, Ashley, and I got pretty wasted the second night of the drive and had some epic laughs and made some amazing events. Arriving at Charlie's house in California was nice. Charlie and his roommates are more then hospitable, I got a Johnny Cash action figure out of the stay, and we also were given four boxes of Revolution on Canvas that we can sell for extra money. The book is fantastic, poetry and thoughts from alot of artists in the "scene". The shows have been interesting and of course some of the people have been more then interesting.
The Farewell dudes joined up on the tour today which is great, they are all awesome people and it should be a good little month with them. It's good to see some bands who still have fun and are great people with no egos or hidden agendas.

I bought some sick shorts at a thrift store today, unfortunately they are a little tight so I'm going on a no drinking philosophy for a couple of days (we'll see how long that lasts)..

I'm thinking I want to settle down when I get home...