"He ate an orange and then googled the most successful way to kill yourself."

Cheat the System Son

Want to get a FREE All American Rejects t-shirt and 7' vinyl. Go to www.smartpunk.com go to free stuff and they have all the preorder things up. Go to the preorder for their new cd and it comes with a free tshirt and 7inch. Select your size and add it to the cart. But come on now, do you really feel like paying 19.99 for that, just download the cd they have money they don't need yours. So continue shopping just look at some other cd and then click view cart. Then you will see two things listed in your cart: the cd and the free with preorder tshirt and 7' vinyl. Remove the cd from your cart and BAM you have the tshirt and vinyl left...check out and you are not paying anything except for the $4.00 shipping. Even if you don't like them it still makes a good present. So for a shirt and vinyl you are paying 4 bucks, it's called cheating the system son.

This is not cool.

Doing metal horns is not cool. No matter how badass you think you are or metal or like yea bro this is ragin and I'm taking a picture with my homies. No. Metal horns do not work. Learn to pose. No more metal horns, who is with me?

this is happiness.

this is badass.

These two really nice girls from the UK made this for me. I'm international baby.

Thoughts on a Friday afternoon in Gillette, NJ

1. I spend basically all my money on alcohol.
2. My hair is longer then it has been in about 8 years.
3. I've owned this French Connection Blazer for about 3 years, and finally started wearing it. It's badass.
4. 30 Days of Night is a pretty gnarly movie.
5. The only movies that scare me are exorcism movies.
6. Due to me not liking family things and all that stuff, I did not attend thanksgiving and it was pretty fun not going.
7. In the past 2 weeks I've cleaned my room everyday, just arranging and rearranging things nonstop.
8. The Killers song "This is Your Life", is absolutly sick.
9. Getting really intoxicated and setting your boxers on fire (while wearing them) is not smart.
10. I finally had to do a 'stop', 'drop', and 'roll' the other day. It was interesting.
11. I'm addicted to Ebay, I keep selling things and getting paid through paypal, but then I use that balance to bid on stupid things. I don't need power ranger book ends. Whoops.
12. I need an oil change, 7,000 miles over and counting.
13. I wish Pizza was healthier and free so I could just live on it.
14. I hate Tequilla.
15. I really fucking hate tequilla.
16. I think I'm going to take acting lessons.
17. I have this weird scar that randomly showed up between my two fingers.
18. Coaching basketball is pretty fun.
19. If I don't do something I'm amazed by in time for my 25th birthday I'm going to kill myself.
20. Michael Jackson is so badass, it sucks he is a crazy.
21. I saw an AFI pillowcase on Ebay, I need it.
22. Every Time I Die kills it live.
23. I want In n Out grilled cheese really bad.
24. All I want to do is be in a van for the next couple months of my life.
25. My laptop is slowly dying, I need to get my mac really bad.
26. <3

this always makes me happy