Monday, April 6, 2009

I'm taking a couple of days hiatus from seeing people at night. Last night I went to East Rutherford and had beer and pizza with Tom, Josh, Ashley, and Jon. So today is my first day of staying in at night. It is weird and I do not enjoy it, but I am not drinking until Friday. Monday to Thursday is a long time of no drinking, especially when I do it everyday.
I do not if i can do it, as I am already losing my mind and don't enjoy watching tv really. But I have some good books, I have a book I am writing, and I am suicidal, so hey I got three things to take care of.
The Format - If Work Permits

Saturday, April 4, 2009

I bought my mom the new Kelly Clarkson cd for her birthday, upon her opening it I put it on my iTunes...

I'm still cooler than you.


The other day I had the fine pleasure of dining at a Friendly's. I was in the Rockaway Mall and me and the chum I was with decided we were hungry and we should go there. I have not been to a Friendly's in years so it seemed like an exciting and exotic idea. My dreams of being lavished with service, good food, and a nice sundae were smashed the second I stepped foot in that restaurant. The menu is a generic, all american, pseudo diner menu. It seems that the specialty they have is their supermelt, this is where you can get a crazy sandwich such as a chicken parm supermelt or a turkey club! I, being a vegetarian, could not take part in such a crazy delicacy. I asked our lovely, 300lb, full of acne, server if they happened to have veggie burgers...She replied that they do not carry them anymore but they have turkey burgers, I informed her that I am not a fan of turkey, to which she told me that they do in fact carry salads there. Now wasn't I in luck, that they had salads, I mean it is so rare to find an establishment that sells salads in this day and age. I settled for a grilled cheese. It was fine it tasted the same whoopy. Now the table next to us had a couple and their children, this was a fine all american couple. The husband was wearing a sleeveless Harley Davidson shirt, a Harley Davidson hat, some form of very baggy jeans, I'm guessing they were Bugle Boys, and construction boots. His wife looked basically like him except she had smaller breasts, but I do not want to come off as making fun of her, because she was a fine woman who was able to birth 5 children all under the age of 5. The kids were very well behaved, so well behaved in fact that they didn't want to make a mess at the table so they didn't sit down at all. And they were very exercise conscious because they kept using the Denny's corridors as a triathlon circle. More and more All American, Dallas Cowboys, Budweiser, Walmart, wife beating, fans came in and the place was just popping...
Sitting there I wondered how does this place still exist, why is there a Friendly's. It is horrible, and if this has to exist why doesn't it just set up shop inside Walmart, it would save their consumers the extra gallon of gas in their chevy tahoe.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Remember in the 90s when all those bands started having backwards letters in their names? Like Korn had the backwards R, or Eminem had the backwards E...why was that looked at like it was really cool, and how come now the big thing is spelling band names out with a symbol...For example using @ as an A, or $ as an S. I don't think it looks cool and considering numerous bands are doing the same thing it's not original. At least your shirt will look good on a Hot Topic wall.

Congrats brah, you're s@ving the $cene.
Just because you talk to someone a couple of times it doesn't mean you are friends with them.
News flash you're not liked motherfucker.
Check it.

Thursday, April 2, 2009